Wikty

Wiktionary recently ran a competition to design a new logo for the site. This was the "Thumbs Up" entry...

OMG! How Much Cholesterol?

Daily Mail Justice

Always Keep The Receipt

I just found this receipt from Christmas last year. I don't remember buying any "Mullett Power Cards," nor do I know what they are, however, nothing is now more important to me than finding out. My life finally has direction.

Tell me, Cowboy Curtis, What Good is a Phone Call if You Can't Speak?

Fat AND stupid

You're Damn Right!

Noah's Arc?

I bet fundamentalist Christians love the #1 google image result for Noah's Arc.

Scream Until Daddy Stops

Not a chop.

I Look Like an Utter Clunge

I can't imagine what would drive a man to cave my head in.