Wednesday, 23 December 2009

Il n'est pas PC en France

banania! racist product packaging
In France, this is fine. No problems whatsoever. Carry on.

Sunday, 20 December 2009

What I Am

venn diagram: what I am

Thursday, 10 December 2009

Sunday, 6 December 2009

Never Cross The Streams!

never cross the streams

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Wait, what?

wait, what?

Friday, 27 November 2009

McKinnon Damages Sheet Leaked!

Our intrepid reporters have uncovered the breakdown of the $700,000 "damages" that McKinnon caused:

Thursday, 19 November 2009

Fixed That For You


Wednesday, 11 November 2009


So, Rupert, you are proposing that my google search string moves from:



For the first time in my life, I SUPPORT YOU WHOLE-HEARTEDLY. You shit.

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

To RIM or not to RIM

RIM Panel

Thursday, 29 October 2009

Objective as always, Auntie Beeb

12 or so seconds with an o/s I've never used before, a week with the one I've used for years...seems fair

I hope the Microsoft donations that you receive for your "fair coverage" will go someway towards reducing my license fee next year. You shits.

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

Ok Whiskas, I too am calling your bluff

cats used to hunt bulls, eh?

Ah, remembering back to the good old days when domestic cats hunted bulls in the meadow.

Get me Derek Acorah, STAT!

stupid fucking dead people going around meeting people.  ffs.

Down has apparently stopped using condoms

rise in Down's pregnancies

Monday, 26 October 2009

Ad Hominem

Straw Vs Griffen

Thank goodness!

headline about karajarkzazadadaicikic
Lucky they closed that cunning legal loophole then.

Friday, 23 October 2009


The headline sounded so exciting too!

griffin attack islam

Sauce: BBC NEWS | Politics | Griffin attacks Islam on BBC show

I've never cut someone's head off

off with her head Alisdair Sinclair


Tuesday, 13 October 2009

Okay, Whiskas, I'm Calling Your Bluff

whiskas carrot

"Food cats would naturally choose" eh? I'm thinking back, but I honestly can't remember the last time I saw a cat foraging for root vegetables...

Tuesday, 6 October 2009

New Ryanair Surcharge!!

Under extreme pressure from Eastern European governments worried that their cities are being turned into Blackpool by lager-swilling groups of lads from Britain, Ryanair are planning to introduce a new surcharge, based upon the IQ of the traveller.
Finally a surcharge I can get on board with!

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Unions: Still Relevant

Unions wasting time with meaningless votes about shoes

Working hard in your name.

Captain Obvious's First Day Editing The BBC News Feed

captain obvious bbc

Friday, 11 September 2009


schweppes schwerps

Schwerps verb (schwerpsed, schwerpsing). intrans (usually to schwerps someone) to behave in a playful sexual manner, to seduce, to make sexual advances. noun someone who schwerpses.
ETYMOLOGY: God knows.

Wednesday, 9 September 2009

You've Gone Too Far, Bear

A bear with chainsaws for arms, on lollerskates.  GAME OVER, PUNY HUMANS

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Manhattan Knows Best

dr manhattan watchmen 
Fun Fact™: Scanned from my own copy of Watchmen.  I'd never read a graphic novel before I was given it for Christmas a few years back, and was pleasantly surprised.

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

Fill The Hole In My Soul, Interest Free

Incentive to buy product?  Not quite.

Tuesday, 1 September 2009

Gossip: Gimmicks. You're doing them wrong.

Beth Ditto Gossip

Monday, 31 August 2009

Interesting sponsor, Pampers

Pampers brought to you by Pedro

Pedro getting the deal for night-time nappies seems a bit...careless.

Pedro was here

seems that someone has been landing on our site in search of something that isn't here

We lol, but seriously, dudes, none of that shizzle here.

Friday, 28 August 2009

Jay-C's Back!

Jaycee Lee Dugard
Jaycee Lee Dugard's back on the scene.

The Califritzl™ cometh.

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

Introducing Today's Guest Chop Artist: Microsoft Corp.

Microsoft People Empowerment
Guys. C'mon. Seriously? Here at ptwd we do this to pass the working day, not as a constructive part of it... ..and we do a far better job.

I'm not even going into the obvious issue here.

Apparently Photoshop Disasters picked up on it yesterday. I saw it on the BBC.

Cougar, Cougar Shining Bright

alex gets his cougar on

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

Shoop Da Nectar

shoop da whoop nectar

Nectar's latest ad campaign is borrowing heavily from a 4chan meme. *FACT.

I guess congratulations are in order for Joshua 2G for hitting paydirt off the back of a three-year-old meme.

Friday, 21 August 2009

Today's Priorities

task bar priorities

Thursday, 20 August 2009

Because a Meatball Dressing Gown Would be Ridiculous

Armor of God PJs
Children need to learn from a young age that everything they do in life is entirely dependent on keeping on the right side of Our Lord and Saviour.

Sometimes, I miss Gen[M]ay

poor taste

Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Clunge Apparel

clunge t shirt
Flex: Our target demographic never ceases to amaze.
Leigh: Our razor-sharp targetting of the niche elements of the internets never ceases to amaze me.

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Author Of Thinly-Veiled Child-Erotica In Child-Rape Allegation Shocker

Because You Touch William Golding At Night

from The Guardian.

Consider My Ass Appeased

Train fares set to fall in 2010


Sunday, 16 August 2009


wiki goatse

Wiktionary recently ran a competition to design a new logo for the site. This was the "Thumbs Up" entry...

Saturday, 15 August 2009

OMG! How Much Cholesterol?

Friday, 14 August 2009

Daily Mail Justice

Cartoon showing fake news headlines: 1. Baby P Killers Released. 2. Baby P Killers Lynched. 3. Shows a courtroom with the judge asking the defendant how he pleads to torture, mutilation and murder, to which the defendant shouts MAN ON FIRE. 4. Final headline tells of defendant being cleared on little-known Man On Fire law

Wednesday, 12 August 2009

Always Keep The Receipt

mullet power receipt

I just found this receipt from Christmas last year. I don't remember buying any "Mullett Power Cards," nor do I know what they are, however, nothing is now more important to me than finding out. My life finally has direction.

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

Fat AND stupid

text on banner reads 'because your amazing' on a Slimming World poster.  stupid fat people eating all the food and ruining all the grammar

You're Damn Right!

my milkshake is better than yours

Thursday, 23 July 2009

Noah's Arc?

noahs arc

I bet fundamentalist Christians love the #1 google image result for Noah's Arc.

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Scream Until Daddy Stops

Scream until daddy stops sign at Dairy Queen
Not a chop.

Friday, 10 July 2009

I Look Like an Utter Clunge

Jack Waterhouse
I can't imagine what would drive a man to cave my head in.

Thursday, 9 July 2009

Looks Like Nick Griffin is Nothing More Than a Fat Racist in a Cheap Suit Afterall

...who'd of thunk it?

The sad thing is, we brought it upon ourselves (and the rest of Europe) through a combination of voter apathy / retardation.


This Vice article ironically titled "BNP Babes" speaks volumes too.