Thursday 30 June 2011

Breaking News...



...People being born leads to increased population. Fact.

Wednesday 15 June 2011

Dish of the Day!


I appreciate your honesty, if nothing else.

They See Me Rollin'...


"Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal. I've made a lot of good decisions in life, which is why I'm rolling around in a £600 car. I'm also an expert in global economics and trade policies. Maybe if those politicians down in that London would take notice of my 'Britain out of Europe' bumper sticker, the rest of the UK could enjoy the same kind of affluence I do."

Price²




Was £150, now just £9801!

Tuesday 14 June 2011

Turkey is the New Ham


Customer notice seen in the land of chip spice. Why would ham be turkey?