Monday, 30 January 2012

I Feel Sorry For the Guy...

...I forgot about my bank account in Monaco for years too.


Wednesday, 25 January 2012

Burned-Out Britain

OK, BBC, I accept things aren't exactly sweetness and light here in the UK, but really?  Is a picture of a burned-out car an appropriate analogy for the state of our nation?

Shake it Baby!

This morning I noticed my deodorant carries the same instructions as British Nannies.

Fun fact: Louise Woodward is now a dance instructor.  The more you know...

Thursday, 19 January 2012

Computer Science 101

I Have Made it With a Woman! Inform The Men.

Vada a bordo, cazzo!

Wednesday, 11 January 2012

A Rapper With Problems Considerably Greater Than Those of Jay-Z

Not a LOL, but Russell Jones' aka Ol' Dirty Bastard's FBI File has been released.  *pours 40 on sidewalk*

Monday, 9 January 2012

My MP, the doctor.


Not content with ruining the country, MPs are now embarking on an exciting new game wherein they will attempt to ruin everyone's lives.

In other news, my GP is of the opinion that the ongoing military spending on deployments

You see?

Friday, 6 January 2012


I bet it was this little fucker.

Never trusted him since he stitched Sara right up.