tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63779012588794611732024-03-05T15:45:50.690+00:00Passing The Working DayA collection of random, often poor-quality, chops inspired by life, the news, the internet and boredom.
Updated at least once a week*.
*Maybe.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger276125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-20829178236743607352014-08-12T11:35:00.000+01:002014-08-12T11:37:51.511+01:00No, You Hang Up!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />flexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13476707834995533693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-55737524682681636022014-03-07T09:22:00.002+00:002014-03-07T09:22:21.728+00:00Every Little Helps<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Thanks, Tesco!</span>flexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13476707834995533693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-91714549794102755672014-03-04T14:06:00.002+00:002014-03-04T14:06:56.584+00:00The internet equivalent of hanging out in the hotel bar<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I feel I'm being groomed for something. Something big!</span>flexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13476707834995533693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-84011225744985132222014-02-25T11:42:00.001+00:002014-02-25T11:42:41.760+00:00Define: Irony<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />flexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13476707834995533693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-57451162489284228652014-02-25T11:34:00.003+00:002014-03-11T16:09:50.654+00:00Imagine Waking Up in Guantanamo Bay...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">All credit to the wonderful <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limmy" target="_blank">limmy</a> and ascerbic wit of Charlie Brooker's <i>Weekly Wipe.</i></span>flexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13476707834995533693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-13004779400437202642014-01-17T11:01:00.000+00:002014-01-17T11:02:12.563+00:00eCigarettes: Legitimising Your Weak-Willed Bullshit Since 2008<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Fun fact: <a href="http://www.google.co.uk/trends/explore#q=ecigarette&cmpt=q" target="_blank">France is cray-cray about eCigarettes.</a> Not surprising as a French man spearheaded the use of tobacco in the western world originally. And there you were thinking it was an Irish man, Nick O'Teen all along...</span>flexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13476707834995533693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-77964567335670787452013-04-03T22:39:00.002+01:002013-04-03T22:40:22.139+01:00"Who's With Me? Oh"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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rabble rabble rabble rabbleUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-30285231618109399272013-04-03T09:41:00.001+01:002013-04-03T09:41:55.735+01:00'Little Venice'? Try 'Staly-Vegas'<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I've not one single time heard it referred to as 'Little Venice'. It's called Staly-Vegas. Probably on the grounds that it's a wretched hive of scum and villainy. But yeah, there's totally a shitty canal that runs through the middle of it too.<br />
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Sauce: http://www.charleschurch.com/cheshire_stalybridge/the-woodlands-10015Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-80205629364881205702013-04-01T20:36:00.001+01:002013-04-01T20:36:55.609+01:00Thanks for the clarification, The Ladders<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-49040732191416649382013-03-31T17:02:00.000+01:002013-03-31T17:02:00.541+01:00Yeah, Churches Say a Lot Crazy Things Though...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Remember that they also say that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-42634309971806280332013-03-20T12:47:00.002+00:002013-03-20T12:47:53.465+00:00I Think I Lost My Appetite<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />flexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13476707834995533693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-74050500370894742492013-01-03T09:49:00.000+00:002013-01-03T09:49:05.525+00:00Big Break<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />flexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13476707834995533693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-46389493644556648452012-11-29T10:10:00.000+00:002012-11-29T10:10:39.233+00:00Maths: Hard<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Sauce is BBC News Frontpage, which will undoubtedly be fixed soon since the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20539708" target="_blank">sauce</a> article uses the correct numbers.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-48755188353638834892012-11-27T15:50:00.004+00:002012-11-27T15:53:10.689+00:00Thereby Spreading Terror...<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">...and in turn becoming a terrorist.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You fucking retard.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Not that I believe your defence.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I doubt the judge does either.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Also, notice how his beard and face swell and shrink to fit the image.</span>flexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13476707834995533693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-35500388765067104932012-11-21T12:30:00.000+00:002012-11-21T12:30:44.173+00:00Shaky ground, Pope, shaky ground.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Dead Horse: FloggedUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-6782818529654505372012-08-09T09:23:00.000+01:002012-08-09T09:24:12.106+01:00Moths<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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In the wake of <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-19174649" target="_blank">The Bank of England cutting its growth forecast to ZERO for 2012</a>, David Cameron announces a ground-breaking strategy to get Britain back on track.</div>
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<br />flexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13476707834995533693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-65529433108726567762012-08-06T15:50:00.001+01:002012-08-06T15:50:49.681+01:00Curiosity<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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(B) MOTHERFUCKING LASERS for lasering Martians<br />
(C) PINCERS OF POWER for torturing Martians<br />
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Apologies to the awesome NASA, and to the BBC for nicking their picture.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-83714218437267429642012-07-19T11:48:00.001+01:002012-07-19T11:48:23.631+01:00PTWD: Carving our Own Niche<div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;">
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Feedjit appear to have us dialled-in.</div>flexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13476707834995533693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377901258879461173.post-3620370241517266012012-07-02T14:59:00.001+01:002012-07-02T14:59:23.316+01:00Define: Irony<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I have been sharing my shower with this for a few months now and have only just noticed. It's "curative" effects haven't worked on me so far.</div>
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<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18428289" target="_blank">Thanks, Captain Obvious!</a></div>flexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13476707834995533693noreply@blogger.com0