Monday, 31 August 2009

Interesting sponsor, Pampers

Pampers brought to you by Pedro

Pedro getting the deal for night-time nappies seems a bit...careless.

Pedro was here

seems that someone has been landing on our site in search of something that isn't here

We lol, but seriously, dudes, none of that shizzle here.

Friday, 28 August 2009

Jay-C's Back!

Jaycee Lee Dugard
Jaycee Lee Dugard's back on the scene.

The Califritzl™ cometh.

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

Introducing Today's Guest Chop Artist: Microsoft Corp.

Microsoft People Empowerment
Guys. C'mon. Seriously? Here at ptwd we do this to pass the working day, not as a constructive part of it... ..and we do a far better job.

I'm not even going into the obvious issue here.

Apparently Photoshop Disasters picked up on it yesterday. I saw it on the BBC.

Cougar, Cougar Shining Bright

alex gets his cougar on

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

Shoop Da Nectar

shoop da whoop nectar

Nectar's latest ad campaign is borrowing heavily from a 4chan meme. *FACT.

I guess congratulations are in order for Joshua 2G for hitting paydirt off the back of a three-year-old meme.

Friday, 21 August 2009

Today's Priorities

task bar priorities

Thursday, 20 August 2009

Because a Meatball Dressing Gown Would be Ridiculous

Armor of God PJs
Children need to learn from a young age that everything they do in life is entirely dependent on keeping on the right side of Our Lord and Saviour.

Sometimes, I miss Gen[M]ay

poor taste

Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Clunge Apparel

clunge t shirt
Flex: Our target demographic never ceases to amaze.
Leigh: Our razor-sharp targetting of the niche elements of the internets never ceases to amaze me.

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Author Of Thinly-Veiled Child-Erotica In Child-Rape Allegation Shocker

Because You Touch William Golding At Night

from The Guardian.

Consider My Ass Appeased

Train fares set to fall in 2010


Sunday, 16 August 2009


wiki goatse

Wiktionary recently ran a competition to design a new logo for the site. This was the "Thumbs Up" entry...

Saturday, 15 August 2009

OMG! How Much Cholesterol?

Friday, 14 August 2009

Daily Mail Justice

Cartoon showing fake news headlines: 1. Baby P Killers Released. 2. Baby P Killers Lynched. 3. Shows a courtroom with the judge asking the defendant how he pleads to torture, mutilation and murder, to which the defendant shouts MAN ON FIRE. 4. Final headline tells of defendant being cleared on little-known Man On Fire law

Wednesday, 12 August 2009

Always Keep The Receipt

mullet power receipt

I just found this receipt from Christmas last year. I don't remember buying any "Mullett Power Cards," nor do I know what they are, however, nothing is now more important to me than finding out. My life finally has direction.

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

Fat AND stupid

text on banner reads 'because your amazing' on a Slimming World poster.  stupid fat people eating all the food and ruining all the grammar

You're Damn Right!

my milkshake is better than yours