Thursday, 29 October 2009

Objective as always, Auntie Beeb

12 or so seconds with an o/s I've never used before, a week with the one I've used for years...seems fair

I hope the Microsoft donations that you receive for your "fair coverage" will go someway towards reducing my license fee next year. You shits.

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

Ok Whiskas, I too am calling your bluff

cats used to hunt bulls, eh?

Ah, remembering back to the good old days when domestic cats hunted bulls in the meadow.

Get me Derek Acorah, STAT!

stupid fucking dead people going around meeting people.  ffs.

Down has apparently stopped using condoms

rise in Down's pregnancies

Monday, 26 October 2009

Ad Hominem

Straw Vs Griffen

Thank goodness!

headline about karajarkzazadadaicikic
Lucky they closed that cunning legal loophole then.

Friday, 23 October 2009


The headline sounded so exciting too!

griffin attack islam

Sauce: BBC NEWS | Politics | Griffin attacks Islam on BBC show

I've never cut someone's head off

off with her head Alisdair Sinclair


Tuesday, 13 October 2009

Okay, Whiskas, I'm Calling Your Bluff

whiskas carrot

"Food cats would naturally choose" eh? I'm thinking back, but I honestly can't remember the last time I saw a cat foraging for root vegetables...

Tuesday, 6 October 2009

New Ryanair Surcharge!!

Under extreme pressure from Eastern European governments worried that their cities are being turned into Blackpool by lager-swilling groups of lads from Britain, Ryanair are planning to introduce a new surcharge, based upon the IQ of the traveller.
Finally a surcharge I can get on board with!