Friday, 21 December 2007

It Never Ends


Sadly, Not A Chop

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas from Hyperion Man

Hyperion Dreams

If I had hands..... I could touch her.....

Hippo 2!

"Jessica, how could you!"



Do clay models dream of playdoh hippos?

Tuesday, 18 December 2007

What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen

Thursday, 13 December 2007

If you want to step to Mike've got to step correct!

By Alex:

Angry response by Mike:

Network Issues

Wednesday, 12 December 2007

Do You Ever Dream of Escaping?

Thursday, 6 December 2007


Alex: The data pleases Mike greatly. However the graph angers him immensely.
Mike: I am madonna to u flatter-chested n00bs.

The (Further) Adventures of Hyperion Man

Wednesday, 5 December 2007

Hyperion Man 3!

Comfort Blanket

I've just realised I quite often have this up on my screen...
I think the graph is my comfort blanket.

Monday, 3 December 2007

China! 2


In response to this article:


Thursday, 29 November 2007

Is Mike the "Wiki-Vandal"??

Advanced Scissor Paper Stone

(chopped from an image that appears all over the web as about 50 more "moves" for scissor, paper, stone. If it's yours, let me know and I will credit you.)

Wednesday, 28 November 2007

Where's Mikey?

Can you spot Mike at last night's match?

Caption Competition 2

(picture, caption not)

Caption Competition

(picture from, caption not.)

Search History

The Internets: Very Useful

Tuesday, 27 November 2007

Special Delivery

This is an in-joke. Don't go and get yourself all upset if you don't get it.

Never Turn Off Your Firewall!

You Call That The Limit?

Boom, Shake The Room

Days of Cotton

This chop makes no sense.

Hyperion Man

After years of silence, the "Hyperion Man" speaks out

Maritme Risk

Mike: I hope we're all managing our maritime risk safely?

Leigh: I manage my maritime risk by not touching myself at night.*

*citation needed.

Mike: Citation Provided:

Bring Out Your Dead

There is no other possible use for this logo

Imaginary Numbers

Calculator can't deal with Imaginary Numbers
(no, really, it can't)

Mad Skillz

Concentration of Mad Skillz in the UK


Nothing like a nice level-headed opinion, backed up with solid historical fact.
Oh... wait a minute...

a comment from a reader



Rather interesting alternative word suggestion courtesy of MS Word

Chief Exports of Mike


Road Signs

Church, 200yards on the right

Effects of a Ninja Spinkick



From the Guardian comment pages.

Entertaining The Troops

The cartoon image originally appeared on (and was much funnier)

All ur Hovis

No Matches

The Adventures of Hyperion Man

Everyone has a dream

In case of fire...