This isn't normal. On The Internet it is!

North Korea: The Game

RIP Kimmie.

We will miss your insanity and your penchant for Just For Men hair dye products.

Why I Work From Home

I decide to go into the office for the first time in a long time.  Come home.  Find this.  What do?

Sinister, Much?

Frederick & Rosemary: A match made in heaven.

The Combo Breaking Title

edit: y'all best be clicking that image and viewing that full size y'hear!

Well I'll be!

No rain = no water.  The more you know!

Oh, The Irony!

That's a great exchange rate

Google: frighteningly up-to-date...

Hollywood, Y U No Post No Original Content?

Why Have They Waited So Long To Tell Us?

Sauce: The Hacks at The Express

Other fine articles by this God among journalists: http://journalisted.com/jo-willey?allarticles=yes

Not a Chop

Sauce: Vice's Guide to DPRC

Disco Biscuits

Dear Belmont Biscuit Co.,

"Disco Biscuits" are already a thing.  Your confections did not live up to expectations.

Sincerely,

PTWD

Scumbag Exchange

MS Exchange Catch-22.

Never Forget...

...to buy cheap gravy.

Nestlé Launches "Kick You When You're Down" Product Line*

Problem: 925,000,000 people suffering from malnutrition.

Solution: Prioritise development of luxury items for the pets of affluent westeners.


*by Nestlé I actually mean all First World Nations.

Challenge Accepted

I Like Turtles

Sauce: Somewhere on http://www.telegraph.co.uk/

Vive la Révolution!

Alternative title: Screw you, family-owned sandwich shop!

An Ode To Shit Poetry Used In McDonalds Adverts

For the scutters and munters
the spotty single mothers
the shut up and eat yer burger mums
daddy'll be back soon, he's out running errands and guns
Extra-large fries, quick before he cries
little miracle got scurvy?
try another fucking McFlurry.

For the shell-suited pimps
one leg rolled up, scavving fag-dimps
dole cheque not cleared yet? Lifesaver: Poundsaver
Look to the spotty kid serving with four stars on his chest
We need no fortune teller - this is your future at its best.

For "4-Big-Macs" guy who orders two Sprites
And the "DIET coke" lady who sneaks in an apple pie
For the sexy young professionals WHO DON'T FUCKING EAT HERE
and the young, slender models who feel tangible fear
We know it's unhealthy and we know you do too
But rejoice: Happy Meal toys! Salads! FRUIT!

Hipster PTWD: Hating on Murdoch before it was cool

We hated on Murdoch back when he was on vinyl...

Snow Nazi

Epic put down + 1000 [sauce: cracked.com]

More Breaking News!

London - News Corporation announce the introduction of a brand new weekly publication.

Breaking News...

...People being born leads to increased population. Fact.

Dish of the Day!

I appreciate your honesty, if nothing else.

They See Me Rollin'...

"Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal. I've made a lot of good decisions in life, which is why I'm rolling around in a £600 car. I'm also an expert in global economics and trade policies. Maybe if those politicians down in that London would take notice of my 'Britain out of Europe' bumper sticker, the rest of the UK could enjoy the same kind of affluence I do."

Price²

Was £150, now just £9801!

Turkey is the New Ham

Customer notice seen in the land of chip spice. Why would ham be turkey?