Interesting sponsor, Pampers

Pedro getting the deal for night-time nappies seems a bit...careless.

Pedro was here

We lol, but seriously, dudes, none of that shizzle here.

Jay-C's Back!

Jaycee Lee Dugard's back on the scene.

The Califritzl™ cometh.

Introducing Today's Guest Chop Artist: Microsoft Corp.

Guys. C'mon. Seriously? Here at ptwd we do this to pass the working day, not as a constructive part of it... ..and we do a far better job.

I'm not even going into the obvious issue here.

Apparently Photoshop Disasters picked up on it yesterday. I saw it on the BBC.

Cougar, Cougar Shining Bright

FML

Shoop Da Nectar

Nectar's latest ad campaign is borrowing heavily from a 4chan meme. *FACT.

I guess congratulations are in order for Joshua 2G for hitting paydirt off the back of a three-year-old meme.

Today's Priorities

Because a Meatball Dressing Gown Would be Ridiculous

Children need to learn from a young age that everything they do in life is entirely dependent on keeping on the right side of Our Lord and Saviour.

Sometimes, I miss Gen[M]ay

Clunge Apparel

Flex: Our target demographic never ceases to amaze.
Leigh: Our razor-sharp targetting of the niche elements of the internets never ceases to amaze me.

Author Of Thinly-Veiled Child-Erotica In Child-Rape Allegation Shocker

from The Guardian.

Consider My Ass Appeased

Sauce.

Wikty

Wiktionary recently ran a competition to design a new logo for the site. This was the "Thumbs Up" entry...

OMG! How Much Cholesterol?

Daily Mail Justice

Always Keep The Receipt

I just found this receipt from Christmas last year. I don't remember buying any "Mullett Power Cards," nor do I know what they are, however, nothing is now more important to me than finding out. My life finally has direction.

Tell me, Cowboy Curtis, What Good is a Phone Call if You Can't Speak?

Fat AND stupid

You're Damn Right!