Il n'est pas PC en France

In France, this is fine. No problems whatsoever. Carry on.

What I Am

I, for one, welcome our new bacon overlord

Never Cross The Streams!

Wait, what?

McKinnon Damages Sheet Leaked!

Our intrepid reporters have uncovered the breakdown of the $700,000 "damages" that McKinnon caused:

Fixed That For You

Sauce: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8367141.stm

DO IT! PLEASE!

So, Rupert, you are proposing that my google search string moves from:



to:



?

For the first time in my life, I SUPPORT YOU WHOLE-HEARTEDLY. You shit.

To RIM or not to RIM

Objective as always, Auntie Beeb

I hope the Microsoft donations that you receive for your "fair coverage" will go someway towards reducing my license fee next year. You shits.

Ok Whiskas, I too am calling your bluff

Ah, remembering back to the good old days when domestic cats hunted bulls in the meadow.

Get me Derek Acorah, STAT!

Down has apparently stopped using condoms

Ad Hominem

Thank goodness!

Lucky they closed that cunning legal loophole then.

GRIFFIN!

The headline sounded so exciting too!



Sauce: BBC NEWS | Politics | Griffin attacks Islam on BBC show

I've never cut someone's head off

Sauce: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/8320753.stm

Okay, Whiskas, I'm Calling Your Bluff

"Food cats would naturally choose" eh? I'm thinking back, but I honestly can't remember the last time I saw a cat foraging for root vegetables...

New Ryanair Surcharge!!

Under extreme pressure from Eastern European governments worried that their cities are being turned into Blackpool by lager-swilling groups of lads from Britain, Ryanair are planning to introduce a new surcharge, based upon the IQ of the traveller.
Finally a surcharge I can get on board with!

Unions: Still Relevant

Working hard in your name.

Captain Obvious's First Day Editing The BBC News Feed

Schwerps

Schwerps verb (schwerpsed, schwerpsing). intrans (usually to schwerps someone) to behave in a playful sexual manner, to seduce, to make sexual advances. noun someone who schwerpses.
ETYMOLOGY: God knows.

You've Gone Too Far, Bear

Manhattan Knows Best

 
Fun Fact™: Scanned from my own copy of Watchmen.  I'd never read a graphic novel before I was given it for Christmas a few years back, and was pleasantly surprised.

Fill The Hole In My Soul, Interest Free

Gossip: Gimmicks. You're doing them wrong.

Interesting sponsor, Pampers

Pedro getting the deal for night-time nappies seems a bit...careless.

Pedro was here

We lol, but seriously, dudes, none of that shizzle here.

Jay-C's Back!

Jaycee Lee Dugard's back on the scene.

The Califritzl™ cometh.

Introducing Today's Guest Chop Artist: Microsoft Corp.

Guys. C'mon. Seriously? Here at ptwd we do this to pass the working day, not as a constructive part of it... ..and we do a far better job.

I'm not even going into the obvious issue here.

Apparently Photoshop Disasters picked up on it yesterday. I saw it on the BBC.

Cougar, Cougar Shining Bright

FML

Shoop Da Nectar

Nectar's latest ad campaign is borrowing heavily from a 4chan meme. *FACT.

I guess congratulations are in order for Joshua 2G for hitting paydirt off the back of a three-year-old meme.

Today's Priorities

Because a Meatball Dressing Gown Would be Ridiculous

Children need to learn from a young age that everything they do in life is entirely dependent on keeping on the right side of Our Lord and Saviour.

Sometimes, I miss Gen[M]ay

Clunge Apparel

Flex: Our target demographic never ceases to amaze.
Leigh: Our razor-sharp targetting of the niche elements of the internets never ceases to amaze me.

Author Of Thinly-Veiled Child-Erotica In Child-Rape Allegation Shocker

from The Guardian.

Consider My Ass Appeased

Sauce.

Wikty

Wiktionary recently ran a competition to design a new logo for the site. This was the "Thumbs Up" entry...

OMG! How Much Cholesterol?

Daily Mail Justice

Always Keep The Receipt

I just found this receipt from Christmas last year. I don't remember buying any "Mullett Power Cards," nor do I know what they are, however, nothing is now more important to me than finding out. My life finally has direction.

Tell me, Cowboy Curtis, What Good is a Phone Call if You Can't Speak?

Fat AND stupid

You're Damn Right!

Noah's Arc?

I bet fundamentalist Christians love the #1 google image result for Noah's Arc.

Scream Until Daddy Stops

Not a chop.

I Look Like an Utter Clunge

I can't imagine what would drive a man to cave my head in.