Hollywood, Y U No Post No Original Content?

Why Have They Waited So Long To Tell Us?

Sauce: The Hacks at The Express

Other fine articles by this God among journalists: http://journalisted.com/jo-willey?allarticles=yes

Not a Chop

Sauce: Vice's Guide to DPRC

Disco Biscuits

Dear Belmont Biscuit Co.,

"Disco Biscuits" are already a thing.  Your confections did not live up to expectations.

Sincerely,

PTWD

Scumbag Exchange

MS Exchange Catch-22.

Never Forget...

...to buy cheap gravy.

Nestlé Launches "Kick You When You're Down" Product Line*

Problem: 925,000,000 people suffering from malnutrition.

Solution: Prioritise development of luxury items for the pets of affluent westeners.


*by Nestlé I actually mean all First World Nations.

Challenge Accepted

I Like Turtles

Sauce: Somewhere on http://www.telegraph.co.uk/

Vive la Révolution!

Alternative title: Screw you, family-owned sandwich shop!