Breaking News...

...People being born leads to increased population. Fact.

Dish of the Day!

I appreciate your honesty, if nothing else.

They See Me Rollin'...

"Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal. I've made a lot of good decisions in life, which is why I'm rolling around in a £600 car. I'm also an expert in global economics and trade policies. Maybe if those politicians down in that London would take notice of my 'Britain out of Europe' bumper sticker, the rest of the UK could enjoy the same kind of affluence I do."

Price²

Was £150, now just £9801!

Turkey is the New Ham

Customer notice seen in the land of chip spice. Why would ham be turkey?

UKIP: A safe vote

Well if you'd tell us where she's buried...

...we could officially close the case.



Additionally, have you noticed that an anagram of the name Maddie is "I'm dead"?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8648253.stm

Either way, we're cool

OMG

A bill board by Waterloo station. Cheers God!

Il n'est pas PC en France

In France, this is fine. No problems whatsoever. Carry on.