No, You Hang Up!

Every Little Helps

Thanks, Tesco!

The internet equivalent of hanging out in the hotel bar

I feel I'm being groomed for something. Something big!

Define: Irony

Imagine Waking Up in Guantanamo Bay...

All credit to the wonderful limmy and ascerbic wit of Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe.

eCigarettes: Legitimising Your Weak-Willed Bullshit Since 2008

Just because "smoking" no longer gives you cancer, it doesn't mean it's healthy.

inb4 "that's rich coming from a borderline alcoholic."

Fun fact: France is cray-cray about eCigarettes. Not surprising as a French man spearheaded the use of tobacco in the western world originally. And there you were thinking it was an Irish man, Nick O'Teen all along...