I Feel Sorry For the Guy...

...I forgot about my bank account in Monaco for years too.

 

Burned-Out Britain

OK, BBC, I accept things aren't exactly sweetness and light here in the UK, but really?  Is a picture of a burned-out car an appropriate analogy for the state of our nation?

Shake it Baby!

 

This morning I noticed my deodorant carries the same instructions as British Nannies.

Fun fact: Louise Woodward is now a dance instructor.  The more you know...

Computer Science 101

I Have Made it With a Woman! Inform The Men.

Vada a bordo, cazzo!

A Rapper With Problems Considerably Greater Than Those of Jay-Z

Not a LOL, but Russell Jones' aka Ol' Dirty Bastard's FBI File has been released.  *pours 40 on sidewalk*

My MP, the doctor.

(sauce: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16443240)

Not content with ruining the country, MPs are now embarking on an exciting new game wherein they will attempt to ruin everyone's lives.

In other news, my GP is of the opinion that the ongoing military spending on deployments in...lol

You see?

Worms!

I bet it was this little fucker.

Never trusted him since he stitched Sara right up.