Never Forget...

...to buy cheap gravy.

Nestlé Launches "Kick You When You're Down" Product Line*

Problem: 925,000,000 people suffering from malnutrition.

Solution: Prioritise development of luxury items for the pets of affluent westeners.


*by Nestlé I actually mean all First World Nations.

Challenge Accepted

I Like Turtles

Sauce: Somewhere on http://www.telegraph.co.uk/

Vive la Révolution!

Alternative title: Screw you, family-owned sandwich shop!