Objective as always, Auntie Beeb

I hope the Microsoft donations that you receive for your "fair coverage" will go someway towards reducing my license fee next year. You shits.

Ok Whiskas, I too am calling your bluff

Ah, remembering back to the good old days when domestic cats hunted bulls in the meadow.

Get me Derek Acorah, STAT!

Down has apparently stopped using condoms

Ad Hominem

Thank goodness!

Lucky they closed that cunning legal loophole then.

GRIFFIN!

The headline sounded so exciting too!



Sauce: BBC NEWS | Politics | Griffin attacks Islam on BBC show

I've never cut someone's head off

Sauce: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/8320753.stm

Okay, Whiskas, I'm Calling Your Bluff

"Food cats would naturally choose" eh? I'm thinking back, but I honestly can't remember the last time I saw a cat foraging for root vegetables...

New Ryanair Surcharge!!

Under extreme pressure from Eastern European governments worried that their cities are being turned into Blackpool by lager-swilling groups of lads from Britain, Ryanair are planning to introduce a new surcharge, based upon the IQ of the traveller.
Finally a surcharge I can get on board with!