Bank Fail

Power Goat

Power suit... power tie... POWER GOAT!

Eau d'Fritzl

"Je vis dans la cave. Frtizl, pour les enfants."

Okay, google, this is getting spooky now...

...and if I was given one guess at what "maatpakken" means in Dutch.... ...well, I'd have been wrong.

Curiouser and Curiouser

ZOMG! Morph!

Tell me, Morph, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?

The Morph Identity

I like to think of Morph as less of a Bond, and more of a Bourne...

Can't touch this (at night)!

The New Morph

With Tony gone, Morph's career finally blossomed.

It was as if he said, "Try and touch me now, Hart; I dare you."

Got My Number

Today: One of those days

2007 Called, They Want Their Meme Back

That's Why Mums Go To Iceland

Those are my Crocs!

A surrealist homage to the now legendary "Those are my Shoes..."

Greetings From BreastTown

It appears the old "Oh Manchester is wonderful..." song has some historical precedent:

Miscellaneous Beef

Ryanair's Top Tips

1. Fly with a different carrier. Aeroflot perhaps.
2. If you must fly with Ryanair, bring a parachute.