Bonacure

I have been sharing my shower with this for a few months now and have only just noticed.  It's "curative" effects haven't worked on me so far.

The SAP Double Entendre

Every time I see the meme, I immediately think of an Enterprise Centralised SOR Solution.  This speaks volumes about me I fear.

 

PTWD is in no way affiliated with SAP AG.

Breaking News: Lovers of Child Porn May Just Be Paedophiles

Thanks, Captain Obvious!

Polically Correct Ryanair

Now flying non-stop to Vietnam!

Scumbag 60 Minute Sale

SIXTY MINUTE SALE!*

*ends in eight minutes.

PS. Bonus inner-workings of PTWD shown in taskbar!

Thug Life Meets White Suburbia

Also, PTWD is now doing puns, apparently.

How can you live like this?

Introspective Google Ads

 

Stay Classy, Ryanir.

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Why Do MPs Not Know When To STFU?

"I personally believe it's quite likely to happen"

Who invited the personal beliefs of MPs into this debate?  I personally believe it's unlikely to happen - does that matter?  What does BoatmanJoe of Margate think?  What does anyone's personal belief matter one jot?

"It's a comparatively easy way of..."

And there's the weasel word that saves this from being out and out bullshit.  "Comparatively" easy to LAUNCH INTO SPACE a NUCLEAR WEAPON and DETONATE IT.  Compared to what?  Detonating a nuclear weapon through a known, functional launching mechanism?  You know, like the ones that are routinely tested all the time? Comparatively easier than launching a manned vessel into space?

Seriously, why do we allow these arseholes to speak on our behalf?

Sauce