"Who's With Me? Oh"

rabble rabble rabble rabble

'Little Venice'? Try 'Staly-Vegas'

Hahahahah.

I've not one single time heard it referred to as 'Little Venice'.  It's called Staly-Vegas.  Probably on the grounds that it's a wretched hive of scum and villainy.  But yeah, there's totally a shitty canal that runs through the middle of it too.

Sauce: http://www.charleschurch.com/cheshire_stalybridge/the-woodlands-10015

Thanks for the clarification, The Ladders

Yeah, Churches Say a Lot Crazy Things Though...

Remember that they also say that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Maths: Hard

Sauce is BBC News Frontpage, which will undoubtedly be fixed soon since the sauce article uses the correct numbers.

Shaky ground, Pope, shaky ground.

Sauce: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/poll/2012/nov/21/donkeys-nativity-plays-pope

Moths 2

Dead Horse: Flogged

Moths

Curiosity

(A) MONSTER TRUCK WHEELS for stomping Martians
(B) MOTHERFUCKING LASERS for lasering Martians
(C) PINCERS OF POWER for torturing Martians
(D) MISSILES
(E) SATELLITE TV so we can watch in on PAYPERVIEW

Apologies to the awesome NASA, and to the BBC for nicking their picture.

How can you live like this?

Why Do MPs Not Know When To STFU?

"I personally believe it's quite likely to happen"

Who invited the personal beliefs of MPs into this debate?  I personally believe it's unlikely to happen - does that matter?  What does BoatmanJoe of Margate think?  What does anyone's personal belief matter one jot?

"It's a comparatively easy way of..."

And there's the weasel word that saves this from being out and out bullshit.  "Comparatively" easy to LAUNCH INTO SPACE a NUCLEAR WEAPON and DETONATE IT.  Compared to what?  Detonating a nuclear weapon through a known, functional launching mechanism?  You know, like the ones that are routinely tested all the time? Comparatively easier than launching a manned vessel into space?

Seriously, why do we allow these arseholes to speak on our behalf?

Sauce

Dogging Advice From the Beeb

Or: Winter survival, dogging and other useful advice.

Sauce: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16946762

ALL ROOK SAME

Sauce: BBC frontpage.  Actual story here if you're sad enough to care.  Loser.

Why Words With Friends Sucks II

Q.E.D.

Imminent Ned On Linked In

My MP, the doctor.

(sauce: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16443240)

Not content with ruining the country, MPs are now embarking on an exciting new game wherein they will attempt to ruin everyone's lives.

In other news, my GP is of the opinion that the ongoing military spending on deployments in...lol

You see?

Worms!

I bet it was this little fucker.

Never trusted him since he stitched Sara right up.

An Ode To Shit Poetry Used In McDonalds Adverts

For the scutters and munters
the spotty single mothers
the shut up and eat yer burger mums
daddy'll be back soon, he's out running errands and guns
Extra-large fries, quick before he cries
little miracle got scurvy?
try another fucking McFlurry.

For the shell-suited pimps
one leg rolled up, scavving fag-dimps
dole cheque not cleared yet? Lifesaver: Poundsaver
Look to the spotty kid serving with four stars on his chest
We need no fortune teller - this is your future at its best.

For "4-Big-Macs" guy who orders two Sprites
And the "DIET coke" lady who sneaks in an apple pie
For the sexy young professionals WHO DON'T FUCKING EAT HERE
and the young, slender models who feel tangible fear
We know it's unhealthy and we know you do too
But rejoice: Happy Meal toys! Salads! FRUIT!

Hipster PTWD: Hating on Murdoch before it was cool

We hated on Murdoch back when he was on vinyl...

UKIP: A safe vote