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Tuesday, 27 November 2012

Thereby Spreading Terror...

...and in turn becoming a terrorist.

You fucking retard.

Not that I believe your defence.

I doubt the judge does either.

Also, notice how his beard and face swell and shrink to fit the image.

Thursday, 14 June 2012

Breaking News: Lovers of Child Porn May Just Be Paedophiles

Thanks, Captain Obvious!

Wednesday, 22 February 2012

Why Do MPs Not Know When To STFU?

"I personally believe it's quite likely to happen"

Who invited the personal beliefs of MPs into this debate? I personally believe it's unlikely to happen - does that matter? What does BoatmanJoe of Margate think? What does anyone's personal belief matter one jot?

"It's a comparatively easy way of..."

And there's the weasel word that saves this from being out and out bullshit. "Comparatively" easy to LAUNCH INTO SPACE a NUCLEAR WEAPON and DETONATE IT. Compared to what? Detonating a nuclear weapon through a known, functional launching mechanism? You know, like the ones that are routinely tested all the time? Comparatively easier than launching a manned vessel into space?

Seriously, why do we allow these arseholes to speak on our behalf?

Sauce

Friday, 10 February 2012

Dogging Advice From the Beeb

Or: Winter survival, dogging and other useful advice.

Sauce: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16946762

Thursday, 9 February 2012

ALL ROOK SAME

Sauce: BBC frontpage. Actual story here if you're sad enough to care. Loser.

Sunday, 5 February 2012

Captain "Coalition" Obvious

Hot off the back of the government's last health warning: My MP, My Doctor, comes their latest i l l-a dvised, [each letter was meant to link to it's own retarded reader-comment, but I got very bored so there are only five links in the previous word (check each letter)] condescending blurb: Drinking 'little too much' alcohol.

As always, some commenters on the BBC are more backward than the article itself: "We have recognised the dangers that motorcycling represents through enhanced testing and increasing the minimum age for their use. Perhaps, as young peope seem unable to drink sensibly, we should increase the drinking age to 21. [sic]" But you can still fuck at 16? Good job.

Edit: (it's not even a true edit) While writing this, the editor at the beeb chose the comment I linked to via the first "i" as an "editor's pick."

Wednesday, 25 January 2012

Burned-Out Britain

OK, BBC, I accept things aren't exactly sweetness and light here in the UK, but really? Is a picture of a burned-out car an appropriate analogy for the state of our nation?

Monday, 9 January 2012

My MP, the doctor.

(sauce: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16443240)

Not content with ruining the country, MPs are now embarking on an exciting new game wherein they will attempt to ruin everyone's lives.

In other news, my GP is of the opinion that the ongoing military spending on deployments in...lol

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