No, You Hang Up!

Every Little Helps

Thanks, Tesco!

The internet equivalent of hanging out in the hotel bar

I feel I'm being groomed for something. Something big!

Define: Irony

Imagine Waking Up in Guantanamo Bay...

All credit to the wonderful limmy and ascerbic wit of Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe.

eCigarettes: Legitimising Your Weak-Willed Bullshit Since 2008

Just because "smoking" no longer gives you cancer, it doesn't mean it's healthy.

inb4 "that's rich coming from a borderline alcoholic."

Fun fact: France is cray-cray about eCigarettes. Not surprising as a French man spearheaded the use of tobacco in the western world originally. And there you were thinking it was an Irish man, Nick O'Teen all along...

I Think I Lost My Appetite

Big Break

Thereby Spreading Terror...

...and in turn becoming a terrorist.

You fucking retard.

Not that I believe your defence.

I doubt the judge does either.

Also, notice how his beard and face swell and shrink to fit the image.

"Ride Like You're Invisible"

http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2011-08-21/story/mototcyclist-escapes-serious-injury-collision-jacksonville-police

Plan "F"

In the wake of The Bank of England cutting its growth forecast to ZERO for 2012, David Cameron announces a ground-breaking strategy to get Britain back on track.

PTWD: Carving our Own Niche

Feedjit appear to have us dialled-in.

Define: Irony

Seen above a colour printer in the office...

Bonacure

I have been sharing my shower with this for a few months now and have only just noticed.  It's "curative" effects haven't worked on me so far.

The SAP Double Entendre

Every time I see the meme, I immediately think of an Enterprise Centralised SOR Solution.  This speaks volumes about me I fear.

 

PTWD is in no way affiliated with SAP AG.

Breaking News: Lovers of Child Porn May Just Be Paedophiles

Thanks, Captain Obvious!

Polically Correct Ryanair

Now flying non-stop to Vietnam!

Scumbag 60 Minute Sale

SIXTY MINUTE SALE!*

*ends in eight minutes.

PS. Bonus inner-workings of PTWD shown in taskbar!

Thug Life Meets White Suburbia

Also, PTWD is now doing puns, apparently.

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