Scumbag 60 Minute Sale

SIXTY MINUTE SALE!*

*ends in eight minutes.

PS. Bonus inner-workings of PTWD shown in taskbar!

Scumbag Exchange

MS Exchange Catch-22.

Nestlé Launches "Kick You When You're Down" Product Line*

Problem: 925,000,000 people suffering from malnutrition.

Solution: Prioritise development of luxury items for the pets of affluent westeners.


*by Nestlé I actually mean all First World Nations.