I Think I Lost My Appetite

Big Break

Maths: Hard

Sauce is BBC News Frontpage, which will undoubtedly be fixed soon since the sauce article uses the correct numbers.

Thereby Spreading Terror...

...and in turn becoming a terrorist.

You fucking retard.

Not that I believe your defence.

I doubt the judge does either.

Also, notice how his beard and face swell and shrink to fit the image.

Shaky ground, Pope, shaky ground.

Sauce: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/poll/2012/nov/21/donkeys-nativity-plays-pope

"Ride Like You're Invisible"

http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2011-08-21/story/mototcyclist-escapes-serious-injury-collision-jacksonville-police

Moths 2

Dead Horse: Flogged

Moths

Plan "F"

In the wake of The Bank of England cutting its growth forecast to ZERO for 2012, David Cameron announces a ground-breaking strategy to get Britain back on track.

Curiosity

(A) MONSTER TRUCK WHEELS for stomping Martians
(B) MOTHERFUCKING LASERS for lasering Martians
(C) PINCERS OF POWER for torturing Martians
(D) MISSILES
(E) SATELLITE TV so we can watch in on PAYPERVIEW

Apologies to the awesome NASA, and to the BBC for nicking their picture.