Noah's Arc?

I bet fundamentalist Christians love the #1 google image result for Noah's Arc.

Scream Until Daddy Stops

Not a chop.

I Look Like an Utter Clunge

I can't imagine what would drive a man to cave my head in.

Looks Like Nick Griffin is Nothing More Than a Fat Racist in a Cheap Suit Afterall

...who'd of thunk it?


The sad thing is, we brought it upon ourselves (and the rest of Europe) through a combination of voter apathy / retardation.

Source

This Vice article ironically titled "BNP Babes" speaks volumes too.

An Interesting Retention Policy

A little sketch I did on a post-it note the other day that pretty much sums up the lunacy of the last few months where I work.

Cheaper Car Insurance; You're Doing It Wrong

The homepage of Aviva's website proudly scrolls through a number of example price-checks comparing their prices to those of their competitors. The only problem is, almost all of their prices are higher than their rivals.

Multilingualols

Even the online training knows what I am.

Girls Allowed

...and justice for all.

Original 'Erotic' Fiction here: Girls (Scream) Aloud - strictly NSFW.

Just for the record, I am not down with this sort of thing at all. I've not read it, and don't intend to, but I have been given a synopsis, and it sounds like pretty grim reading.

Fail Bus

MacPhails Coaches - A big shout out to my Lanarkshire holiday travel massive!

Ashes To Ashes