Moths 2

Dead Horse: Flogged

Moths

Plan "F"

In the wake of The Bank of England cutting its growth forecast to ZERO for 2012, David Cameron announces a ground-breaking strategy to get Britain back on track.

Curiosity

(A) MONSTER TRUCK WHEELS for stomping Martians
(B) MOTHERFUCKING LASERS for lasering Martians
(C) PINCERS OF POWER for torturing Martians
(D) MISSILES
(E) SATELLITE TV so we can watch in on PAYPERVIEW

Apologies to the awesome NASA, and to the BBC for nicking their picture.