Hollywood, Y U No Post No Original Content?

Why Have They Waited So Long To Tell Us?

Sauce: The Hacks at The Express

Other fine articles by this God among journalists: http://journalisted.com/jo-willey?allarticles=yes

Not a Chop

Sauce: Vice's Guide to DPRC

Disco Biscuits

Dear Belmont Biscuit Co.,

"Disco Biscuits" are already a thing.  Your confections did not live up to expectations.

Sincerely,

PTWD

Scumbag Exchange

MS Exchange Catch-22.